“got my queen on the block, the king’s gonna come up and save her” - Caleb

#BBFirstDate? 

ok but this is like the exact opposite of what cbs intended with the 2 hohs like they clearly wanted it to be more dramatic and focus on the hohs trying to get out each other not these wonderbread bitches with extra mayonnaise trying to work together 

all i see is rotten mayonnaise on my television screen 

devin just made the bomb squad a house-wide known alliance 

zach’s diary room sessions gives me heart failure

production better give jocasta some screentime now that she boutta be a nominee 

JOCASTA WAS SO CLOSE 

didnt jordan win this competition in bb13? 

bye “pao pao"